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The Editor
one look in their eyes and we're never the same
They're part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won't sever
our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.
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A Newspaper for the babies, of the babies and by the babies, edited and moderated by Ananya Kasera, a little charming baby of India, the best country in Asia.
Ananya Kasera
The Editor
About Me
- Ananya Times
- Ranchi, Jharkhand, India
- I am a charming little citizen of India currently staying at 706, Residency Estates, Lalpur in Ranchi. Of course, my dad Raajesh Kasera and my Mom Puja Kasera also share my room. Although I need my own world, I allow them to enter and also to live with as I love them very very much
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Ananya Top 5 songs (April)
- 1. Tera sarafa aisa hai humdum (Welcome)
- 2. Darde Disco (Om Shanti Om)
- 3.Mauja re mauja (jab we met)
- 4. Uncha Lamba Kad (Welcome)
- 5. Hoth rasiley (Welcome)
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Ananya Jokes
1.
Puja : Should I have a baby after 35?
Raajesh : No, 35 children is enough.
2.
My dad is a genius. He has a master piece mind. it is divided into left and right. In the LEFT part nothing is RIGHT and in the RIGHT part nothing is left.
3.
Raajesh spends the first 2-3 years of my life trying to teach me to talk, and the next 15 or so he will try to teach me to shut-up.
4.
My papa was taking a turn at feeding me some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on my face. Mom comes in, looks at me, then says, "What in the world are you doing?" Rajesh replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
5.
My mom and I returned late night back to home. we knocked the door loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into town and phoned home, finally we entered our home through the roof.
When we got in room, Raajesh was in bed, snoring, with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off. Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off," he said. "I'm watching it!"
6.
Why Manmohan Singh is not seen in the morning?
Oye Khotte Coz he is p.m. not a.m.
7.
Q: What kind of profits do fishermen make?
A: NET Profits.
8.
A Sardarjee said to me he too wanted to become Prime Minister.
I asked,'Are you crazy?"
He replied ,'Is that necessary?"
9.
Raajesh kasera asked me how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I assured - 'I'll tell you tomorrow!"
10.
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Ananya: At night.
Teacher: What rubbish?
Ananya: coz dad says Rome was not built in a day.
11.
Q: why does history keeps repeating itself?
A: BCoz we were not listening the first time!
12.
Sardar :- Bhaisaab time kya hua hai?
Cyclewala:- 9 baje hai.
Sardar:- saala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
13.
Q: Why was the Math book so sad?
A: Coz it had so many problems in it.
14.
How do u recognize a sardar in school? They r one who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard. Bolo ta ra ra ra …..
15.
Raajesh kasera has read so much about the terrible effects of smoking that he has finally decided to give up reading altogether.
16.
A drunkard was summoned to court.
Judge: Mister you have been called here for drinking.
Drunkard: Yeah! So lets get started.
17.
Who tells a pilot where to go?
"The Hijackers"
18.
Customer: How will I open this box?
Shopkeeper: Don’t worry. The instructions are inside the box.
19.
Raajesh : The most foolish person is one who cannot make other understand what he has to say.
Puja : Come again, I didn't understand what u were saying.
20.
Why do bears have such long hair?
"Because there is no barber in the jungle."
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Puja : Should I have a baby after 35?
Raajesh : No, 35 children is enough.
2.
My dad is a genius. He has a master piece mind. it is divided into left and right. In the LEFT part nothing is RIGHT and in the RIGHT part nothing is left.
3.
Raajesh spends the first 2-3 years of my life trying to teach me to talk, and the next 15 or so he will try to teach me to shut-up.
4.
My papa was taking a turn at feeding me some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on my face. Mom comes in, looks at me, then says, "What in the world are you doing?" Rajesh replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
5.
My mom and I returned late night back to home. we knocked the door loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house. We drove into town and phoned home, finally we entered our home through the roof.
When we got in room, Raajesh was in bed, snoring, with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off. Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off," he said. "I'm watching it!"
6.
Why Manmohan Singh is not seen in the morning?
Oye Khotte Coz he is p.m. not a.m.
7.
Q: What kind of profits do fishermen make?
A: NET Profits.
8.
A Sardarjee said to me he too wanted to become Prime Minister.
I asked,'Are you crazy?"
He replied ,'Is that necessary?"
9.
Raajesh kasera asked me how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I assured - 'I'll tell you tomorrow!"
10.
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Ananya: At night.
Teacher: What rubbish?
Ananya: coz dad says Rome was not built in a day.
11.
Q: why does history keeps repeating itself?
A: BCoz we were not listening the first time!
12.
Sardar :- Bhaisaab time kya hua hai?
Cyclewala:- 9 baje hai.
Sardar:- saala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
13.
Q: Why was the Math book so sad?
A: Coz it had so many problems in it.
14.
How do u recognize a sardar in school? They r one who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard. Bolo ta ra ra ra …..
15.
Raajesh kasera has read so much about the terrible effects of smoking that he has finally decided to give up reading altogether.
16.
A drunkard was summoned to court.
Judge: Mister you have been called here for drinking.
Drunkard: Yeah! So lets get started.
17.
Who tells a pilot where to go?
"The Hijackers"
18.
Customer: How will I open this box?
Shopkeeper: Don’t worry. The instructions are inside the box.
19.
Raajesh : The most foolish person is one who cannot make other understand what he has to say.
Puja : Come again, I didn't understand what u were saying.
20.
Why do bears have such long hair?
"Because there is no barber in the jungle."
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Learn A B C D Ananya Style
A - for Apple
B - for Bada apple
C - for Chhota apple
D - for Do aur apple
E - for Ek aur apple
F - for Four apple
G- for Gol apple
H - for Ho gaya na pet kharab
kha kar itne apple.
B - for Bada apple
C - for Chhota apple
D - for Do aur apple
E - for Ek aur apple
F - for Four apple
G- for Gol apple
H - for Ho gaya na pet kharab
kha kar itne apple.
Ananya Top 5 T.V. Shows
- 1. Shing Chang
- 2. Tom & Jerry
- 3. Mr. Been
- 4. Skoo-be-doobi-do
- 5. Papai Show
Ananya Rules
Ananya Quotes
God did not promise us days without pain, laughter without sorrow, or sun without rain. But He did promise us strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.
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Want something big from life, and want it badly. You will get it.
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ABC Baby Poem
A is for angel, sent from above,
B is for baby, smothered with love,
C is for cute as cute can be
D is for diapers and changing them for me
E is for everything baby and more
F is for father walking the floor
G is for glad you are finally here
H is for hiccups that are funny and dear
I is for icky sticky messing
J is for Jesus and His blessing
K is for kisses and kindness and keep
L is for Love, so wide and deep
M is for Mommy and her loving arms
N is for Never coming to harm
O is for oat cereal and later Cheerios
P is for precious little fingers and toes
Q is for quiet, baby is sleeping
R is for relatives, always come peeping
S is for sleep, but not for your folks
T is for tub and all those long soaks
U is for unconditional as in love from your parents
V is for very active as you will soon merit
W is for wakeful, watchful and wise
X is for the Xtra special light you brought to our eyes
Y is for you - who is as bright as the sun
Z is for zest of living that you gave us, little one.
baby Poem
Poem
Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,
their wings disappear at the time of their birthone look in their eyes and we're never the same
They're part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won't sever
our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.
click to read more
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